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The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (Page 280)

  • Hazel: Touch the cave wall.
  • Computer: You touch the cave wall. It is moist.
  • Isaac: Lick the cave wall.
  • Computer: I do not understand. Repeat?
  • Hazel: Hump the moist cave wall.
  • Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
  • Isaac: Not jump. HUMP.
  • Computer: I don't understand.
  • Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.
  • Computer: You attempt to ju-
  • Hazel: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.
  • Computer: I do not-
  • Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave.
  • Computer: I do not-
  • Hazel: FINE. Follow left branch.
  • Computer: You follow the left branch. The passage narrows.
  • Hazel: Crawl.
  • Computer: You crawl for one hundred yards. The passage narrows.
  • Hazel: Snake crawl.
  • Computer: You snake crawl for thirty yards. A trickle of water runs down your body. You reach a small mound of rocks blocking your passageway.
  • Hazel: Can I hump the cave now?
  • Computer: You cannot jump without standing.
  • Isaac: I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters.
  • COmputer: I don't understand-
  • Isaac: Me neither. Pause.


sweet-cherry-dean:

This scene will forever be one of my all time favorite pieces of acting from Jared. He’s never managed to look so vulnerable ever again, so young and cracked open. He has the devil in his head telling him his brother is fake and this reality isn’t his own and he just looks so utterly lost and helpless in this scene. It’s heart-breaking but so beautiful to watch.

(Source: lokiddled)